[netminder] damon@work
damon harper
programmer
nerd central
netminder internet communications

damon@netminder.--- (work)
damon@pobox.--- (personal)
http://www.netminder.com/damon/


I work in Nerd Central (our affectionate name for the Room with the Big Computer) at Netminder Internet Communications in sunny (ha) Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, the greatest city on earth. There I do any number of things, including HTML coding, programming in JavaScript and CGI programming in Perl or C++, site design and maintenance, graphic design and creation, animation creation (like the animated version of Netminder's logo above), and occasionally even complicated things like changing the fluorescent light tubes.

Well, the work here never stops, so I must get going... those bulbs just keep burning out! If for some reason you'd like to know more about me, you might want to visit my already-established web presence, the Virtual Paukarut. There you'll find lots of odds and ends to titillate and amuse for all of five minutes if you have the "average american" sort of attention span... but I do hope there's enough there to hold the interest of the more thoughtful types, too.

I'll leave you with Damon's Tips for Web Browsing Enjoyment:

  1. Turn "underline links" off.
  2. Keep your browser window about 600 pixels wide.
  3. Try not to spill crumbs or liquid on the keyboard.
  4. Never look for anything even remotely work-related.
  5. Deep Fried Lotus Nuts Paste Rice Flour Balls (Sweet).
  6. There is no... tip number six!
  7. uh... Ignore the filler. Er. Oh.